zuky:
Tim Burton should just make a movie called ‘Johnny Depp’.
starring helena bonham carter as johnny depp
Co-starring Johnny Depp as Helena Bonham Carter.
(via justaguywitharrows)
fucking goats man
so you think you know what the most badass animal is
well you’re wrong because the most badass animal is actually the goat
why, you ask? well let me hit you with some KNOWLEDGE
You’re allergic to poison ivy. Goats aren’t. Goats EAT poison ivy.
Rash? No, fuck you. Nutrition, that’s what.
What do you make in your milk? Nothing. You make nothing in your milk. Your milk is just milk and that’s it. Goats produce SPIDER SILK IN THEIR MILK. THEY LACTATE SPIDER SILK.
That spider silk is harvested and used for bulletproof vests. Goat milk is bulletproof. Is your breast milk bulletproof? No.
Could you fucking climb a craggy ass rock mountain? Doubt it. Goats can. And they love it. They do it for fun, just for shits and giggles. They like the challenge.![]()
He isn’t even mad. He’s getting some exercise. That’s all. Good for you if you can run the Boston Marathon. This guy can climb the highest mountain in like a day, so fuck you.
Scientists are unable to track the sleep/wake cycle of wild goats because their sleeping patterns are so rare and unpredictable. They’ve come to the conclusion that they rest by other means, and just don’t sleep.
They only wait.
Did I mention they have HORIZONTAL PUPILS![]()
BECAUSE THESE HARDASS MOTHERFUCKERS HAVE HORIZONTAL PUPILS
This goat is in the snow because it doesn’t care about what you think. But if you don’t think goats are the most badass animal in the entire animal kingdom then you’re wrong.
So wrong.
(via eldritchseer)
Lesley Kinzel (via curvesahead)
I will always reblog this because it is so so important.
(via infinitetransit)
I just want to nail this to every stable surface I can find. I cannot count the amount of times that I’ve seen fat folks being encouraged, cajoled, and even forced into behaviors that would be recognized as disordered eating/exercising patterns in thin folks.
Pretty much everything that’s done on shows like The Biggest Loser would be called out as pro-ana/pro-orthorexia in a thin person. Exercising past the point that it hurts, to the point where you’re throwing up, even injuring yourself? Berating yourself because you didn’t lose ENOUGH weight this week? Constantly talking about how fat is weakness and thinness will make everything better, about how you can’t stand to be your current weight anymore? Emphasis on weight as a sign of how much control, strength, and worth you have? Viewing food as bad, as a temptation to sin? Constant sharing and talking about tips on how to minimize food intake, how to lose weight?
That sounds exactly like every pro-ana/pro-mia blog I’ve ever seen. It’s also what fat people are told we need to be doing to ourselves until we’re thin.
(via madamethursday)
(Source: xojane.com, via transexualpervert)
yeah, i enjoy sports. i like dribbling the puck and passing it to the quarterback to get a hit under par. you, know. sports.
(via pokemonmasterkanyewest)
Who else among us can use their own ass as a pillow? Not me.
GIRAFFE
REALNESS.
(via youarenotyou)
I can’t make this shit up, y’all. I just can’t.
mom: “what are you doing?”
me: “I’m on tumblr.”
mom: “the feminist cat website?”the feminist cat website.
the feminist cat website
the feminist cat website
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